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Christians Spread The Word Through Swinging

Chance's Photo Chance 16 Apr 2018

A Bible-thumping couple in Florida is changing the way people think about their faith — with a hookup website for devout Christian swingers!

Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, are the unashamed bodybuilding Jesus lovers bringing couples together and introducing them to their wild lifestyle of swapping sex partners and Bible verses, Barcroft Media reports.

When the fitness gurus got sick of finding swingers online who couldn’t meet their standards, they decided to set up their own swinging network — FitnessSwingers.com. They have been touring the US ever since, meeting couples who want to join in and indulge in their holy promiscuity.

The couple first met at a bodybuilding competition, and simply don’t care what people say about their swinging. They firmly believe that despite their unfaithful marriages, the big guy upstairs doesn’t have a care in the world that they’re defiling their sacred vows.



“I don’t think God would be mad at what we are doing,” Cristy said. “At first I was conflicted, but the more we looked at it, the more it makes sense to us.”

The 44-year-old added that she felt mankind had been created to frolic and fornicate with one another.

“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”

The hulking matchmakers have been together for seven years, according to Barcroft. They began their swinging escapades when the two met a brazen couple at Home Depot who blatantly asked them if they wanted to swing.

“I was so naive, I thought they were talking about swing dancing,” she said. “Afterwards we went home and looked it up online and it sounded exciting.”
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Jack Tripper's Photo Jack Tripper 16 Apr 2018

Hell yeah
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El Juan's Photo El Juan 16 Apr 2018

Yeah real Christian like to write your own Bible verses and forsake the actual ones.
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ATLien's Photo ATLien 16 Apr 2018

Nothing like spreading the gospel, one stroke at a time.
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Johnny Hopper's Photo Johnny Hopper 16 Apr 2018

Lord said be fruitful and multiply. So get to it
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WhenWeWereKings's Photo WhenWeWereKings 16 Apr 2018

 ATLien, on 16 April 2018 - 10:50 AM, said:

Nothing like spreading the gospel, one stroke at a time.
And god said spread thy thighs....I mean word.
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boxalettice 's Photo boxalettice 17 Apr 2018

 El Juan, on 16 April 2018 - 10:05 AM, said:

Yeah real Christian like to write your own Bible verses and forsake the actual ones.
Sounds like a cult
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